Joy Ride

I had just recently gotten home from work and I guess Justina (my jeep) wasn't content in the fact of staying home this evening (since this is the night we usually go out driving around looking for new coffee shops) and took it upon herself to go for a drive... That's right, no longer then 15 minutes after getting home I went out to have a smoke and drink my coffee. Then out of no where two guys came running down my steps asking, "Who owns a red jeep?"
My heart stopped for a brief moment then began to race out of control as I replied, "I do, WHY?"
"Well it's sitting in our front yard" said the younger one of the two guys.
At which time I was like What the fuck ever, you guys are on drugs. Nonetheless I followed them down the block, and sure as shit, Justine was sitting in thier front yard acting sweet and innocent as if nothing is wrong here pa... Even though she had just wiped out a shrub and tore down their hand rail, other then that it was all good. NowI get to learn how to become a mason and a gardner to repair the minor details from her joy ride. Joy Joy Joy